18 by "Weird Al" Yankovic

A polka and parody-free collection of my favorite "Weird Al" songs:

1. Happy Birthday
2. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
3. Mr.Popeil
4. Midnight Star
5. Dare to be Stupid
6. One More Minute
7. Christmas At Ground Zero
8. You Make Me
9. Melanie
10. Generic Blues
11. UHF
12. Airline Amy
13. You Don't Love Me Anymore
14. Frank's 2000" TV
15. Since You've Been Gone
16. Everything You Know Is Wrong
17. Don't Download this Song
18. Skipper Dan

Madonna's Celebration Done Right

A career-spanning Madonna compilation should be a home run, but Madonna's recent Celebration whiffed it. For one, it wasn't in chronological order. For another, there were some curious choices. Here's a corrected version:

Disc 1
1. Everybody
2. Lucky Star
3. Borderline
4. Holiday
5. Material Girl
6. Like a Virgin
7. Dress You Up
8. Crazy For You
9. Into the Groove
10. Papa Don't Preach
11. Open Your Heart
12. Live To Tell
13. La Isla Bonita
14. Causing a Commotion
15. Like a Prayer
16. Express Yourself
17. Cherish
18. Vogue

Disc 2
1. This Used To Be My Playground
2. Deeper and Deeper
3. Rain
4. I'll Remember
5. Secret
6. Take a Bow
7. You'll See
8. Frozen
9. Ray of Light
10. Nothing Really Matters
11. The Power of Goodbye
12. Music
13. Don't Tell Me
14. What It Feels Like For a Girl
15. Hung Up
16. Sorry
17. 4 Minutes
18. Celebration